Between husbands and wives – Part 1

Have you laughed lately?

“You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.”  That’s what Michael Pritchard the humorous motivational speaker once said. So don’t forget to have a good laugh now and then. It works better than any other medicine.

Here’s a double dose of laughter for today – about jolts along a road called marriage.

She’s always there

loving wifeA woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet, as a loyal and loving wife, she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me.

When my business failed, you were there.

When I got shot, you were by my side.

When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

When my health started failing, you were still by my side…

You know what?”

“What dear?” she gently asked, smiling, as her heart began to fill with warmth on hearing this outpouring of appreciation and gratitude.

“Well… umm… I think… you’re bad luck!”

 

He really knows his wife

communications between husband and wifeWhile attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication between husband and wife, Tom and his wife Patience listened as the instructor explained, “It is essential that husbands and wives know each other’s likes and dislikes.”

He asked the man, “Can you name your wife’s favorite flower?”

Patience smiled expecting Tom to show what a perceptive husband he was.

Beaming with confidence, Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm and whispered, “It’s Pillsbury, isn’t it?”

Cheers to understanding between husbands and wives!

 

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